Jobs in Saint John, Canada

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather 'round as we embark on a wild journey through the realm of market research in beautiful Vancouver, Canada. Get ready to indulge in your capricious desires while simultaneously trembling at the thought of missing out on this incredible opportunity. It's time to experience the mesmerizing blend of greed and fear as we unveil five urgent opportunities to \"crack the code\" and make some extra dough.

So, here's the deal, my fellow seekers of fortune. As Market Research Assistants, you'll dive headfirst into a world of online feedback. We're talking about giving your two cents on everything from political views and buying habits to consumer satisfaction, app reviews, software usability, and any other burning issues that keep Vancouverites up at night.

Now, hold your horses! This ain't no sales gig. We're strictly in the business of market research, my friends. Picture this: we'll hire you based on your performance per task. Each task comes with its own rate of compensation, and there may be multiple tasks waiting for you each day. It's like a never-ending buffet of opportunities, where each new task asks for your valuable opinions through evaluations we send your way.

• Filling out questionnaires like there's no tomorrow. Remember, it's all for research purposes, so let your opinions flow like a raging river.


• Embodying patience and unwavering commitment, even when you're working your magic from the comfort of your own home.


• Following instructions to a T and answering those questionnaires faster than a cheetah on steroids.


• Recording your answers directly into the designated link, making sure you dot those i's and cross those t's with precision.


• Being a grammar and spelling wizard, meticulously checking each response for accuracy.

• You gotta be self-motivated with a positive attitude. No Debbie Downers allowed!


• Your reading and listening skills should be top-notch, like the Bard himself giving you a personal recital.


• Fluent in English, baby! We need those words to flow like smooth jazz.


• Approach every task with a professional customer service attitude. It's like your own one-person show, and you're the star.


• Commitment, my friends. We need you to stick to the task like a tenacious bulldog chasing a bone.


• And let's not forget your wealth of experience in Vancouver's day-to-day hustle and bustle. We want insights straight from the streets, my friends.

Hey, previous work-from-home experience is a plus, but don't you worry if you're new to this gig. We welcome all brave souls willing to take the plunge into this tantalizing adventure.

• A fully functional computer with the power of Microsoft Windows 7, 8, or 9. Or maybe you're more of an Apple aficionado with a Mac desktop or laptop. As long as you've got at least 1.1 GHz of processing power and 512 MB RAM, you're good to go. If you prefer to rock the mobile life, an iPhone or Android will do the trick. Just remember, desktop or laptop computers have some exclusive tasks, so choose wisely.


• You need a connection that's as fast as lightning, with download speeds of at least 50 Mbps and upload speeds of 10 Mbps. We're talking Usain Bolt levels of connectivity here, folks.


• Don't forget to armor up with antivirus software, protecting yourself from the virtual baddies lurking in the shadows.

So, you want in on this action? You want to seize the day and grab this opportunity by the horns? Well, what are you waiting for? Hit that button below and apply like your life depends on it. Act now, my friends, because time is of the essence.

Remember, we're committed to equity in employment, treating every employee with respect and dignity. Equal opportunity awaits, providing a workplace environment that cherishes one and all.

We appreciate all the brave souls who dare to step forward, but due to the sheer number of applications flooding in, only those who make the short-list will hear from us. No need to pick up the phone and pester us. Just sit tight and wait for the call of destiny.

Job Location

Only Canada and United States

Position Type

Part-Time.