THE KIDS HAVE UNIONIZED. WE NEED MORE BTs - Behavior Technician in Scotch Plains, NJ 07076

oosmanagementcorp; Scotch Plains (NJ); On-site; USD 30,000 - 41,000; Part time

Job summary

The Kids Have Unionized is seeking a dedicated Behavior Technician / ABA Para in Scotch Plains, NJ to support children after school with one-on-one ABA sessions. This role focuses on helping kids learn, grow, and build new skills in a playful, supportive environment.

Ideal candidates bring patience, reliability, and familiarity with ABA or RBT certification. Earn $22-$30 per hour in a roles-based schedule that values positive impact and teamwork.

Qualifications

• Patient, dependable, and ready to learn.
• ABA experience or RBT certification preferred.
• Love working with children and building skills.
• Able to engage with kids in after-school sessions.

Responsibilities

• Provide one-on-one ABA support to a child after school.
• Assist in teaching new skills and promoting independence.
• Record progress and share updates with guardians when appropriate.
• Create a positive, safe, and engaging learning environment.

Skills

Patience

Dependable

ABA experience

RBT certification

Child interaction

Job description

THE KIDS HAVE UNIONIZED

The kids have unionized. The children have held an emergency meeting and management (AKA us) is in trouble.

Breaking news from the tiny humans' headquarters: The kids have formed a union. Their first demand? MORE BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS. Immediately. No negotiations. The crayons are on strike until someone helps build a tower worthy of their legacy. A dinosaur has been promoted to Director of Chaos. Nobody remembers approving this. Snack negotiations have reached a critical stage. Goldfish crackers are now considered currency. The kids have issued an official statement, and we quote: "WE NEED MORE BTS. BRING IN THE GOOD ONES." The vote was unanimous. Even the kid who was busy spinning in circles voted YES. And honestly? We agree.

THE MONEY PART (THE UNION HAS REVIEWED THE NUMBERS)

$22-$30 AN HOUR!!!

TOP-SECRET MISSION BRIEFING

• Location: Scotch Plains, NJ
• Position: Behavior Technician / ABA Para
• Hours: After-school sessions
• Mission: Work 1-on-1 with an awesome kiddo and help them learn, grow, and build new skills
• Bonus mission: Make a real difference while having fun along the way!

OFFICIAL HAZMAT-LEVEL WARNING

• Smiling so hard your cheeks request overtime
• Breaking into a victory dance because a kiddo nailed a new skill
• Treating a block tower like a five-star architectural achievement
• Becoming emotionally invested in a board game with a four-year-old
• Making dinosaur noises in public and forgetting to be embarrassed
• Developing a suspiciously strong opinion about the best bubbles
• Celebrating a tiny victory like your team just won the championship

Warning: You may find yourself saying "I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!" approximately 47 times a day. There is no known cure.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT (THE KIDS HAVE PREPARED A POWERPOINT)

• No cubicle prison. No endless spreadsheets. No "per my last email."
• Help children learn meaningful skills and build confidence
• Be part of something that genuinely matters
• Celebrate progress, big and small, because EVERY WIN COUNTS
• Get to know an amazing kiddo and make a difference in their everyday life
• Work that brings purpose, connection, and plenty of reasons to smile

ARE YOU THE BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN THE KIDS ARE DEMANDING?

• Love working with children? THE UNION APPROVES.
• Patient, dependable, and ready to learn? YOU'RE ON THE SHORTLIST.
• Have ABA experience or an RBT certification? CONFETTI. FIREWORKS. A PARADE.
• Can celebrate a tiny victory like it's breaking news? YOU GET IT.
• Willing to learn, show up, and make a positive impact? WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU!

Experience is a bonus, but a caring attitude, patience, and a willingness to learn go a long way.

THE KIDS HAVE FILED A FORMAL REQUEST. WE'RE HIRING ASAP!

The union is waiting. The crayons are nervous. The dinosaur is pacing. And somebody just ate the emergency snack stash. We need more amazing Behavior Technicians to join the team and help our kiddos thrive!

P.S.

The union has requested more bubbles, more high-fives, and more awesome BTs. We can absolutely work with that.