MATAWAN, NJ 07747: THE SQUEAKY TOYS HAVE ACHIEVED SENTIENCE.
NOW HIRING: Behavior Technician (BT) / RBT
- Matawan, NJ 07747
- $20-$30/HOUR!!!
- After-school & weekend hours
- No RBT yet? WE'LL TRAIN YOU!
THE ENTRANCE EXAM (PENCILS NOT REQUIRED)
- Is your energy level "puppy who just discovered squeaky toys"? Yes? The puppy approves.
- Can you turn a matching game into an epic backyard safari? Bonus points if you can do the lion voice.
- Do you cheer for a new word like it's a 90th-minute game-winner? Slide on your knees. We'll wait.
- Can you be completely goofy AND still keep your data sharp? The rarest superpower of all.
- Is your heart the size of a small planet? The planet has been notified.
3 YES answers = You're hired. 5 YES answers = The puppy cries tears of joy.
THE MONEY SECTION (PLEASE ANCHOR YOURSELF TO FURNITURE)
- $20-$30 PER HOUR
- Your bank account: "Is this a prank?"
- Your wallet: "I have been waiting for this moment."
- Your landlord: "Can I help you move your couch?"
- The puppy: "SQUEAK."
WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU
- Schedule that bends around your classes or busy life
- Psych, SpEd, Speech & ABA students: your resume is about to glow in the dark
- Zero desk. Zero soul-crushing spreadsheets. Just high-fives, kinetic sand, bubbles & real breakthroughs
- Top-tier BCBA support + paid training. You will never be left alone with the squeaky toy.
- A job that feels like a passion project (because it is)
YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT
- Follow a kiddo's lead and sneak learning into playtime
- Help autistic children unlock their full potential
- Track data like a secret agent (goofy on the outside, sharp on the inside)
- Be the highlight of a family's week
THE DREAM TECH IS
- Fiercely patient and genuinely kind
- Rock-solid reliable (showing up is a superpower)
- Bringing the hype to every single session
- Hungry to learn the science of behavior